This just in…a jury smiteth flight attendant Sharon Brown’s lawsuit against Victoria Osteen, babelicious preacher. Osteen was heard to say, “thank you God” and “praise God.”  (Apparently, God was sitting on the jury. Probably the third row, so as to not create a spectacle.)

I can see it now. Osteen’s attorney, Rusty Hardin, will now have a bumper sticker on his beamer: “God is My Co-Counsel.”