In time to beat the Halloween rush, Bishop Thomas Muthee, the bishop from Kenya who is attempting to rid Africa of witches, annointed Sarah Palin  and asked his Higher Power to protect her from witchcraft. It is unknown whether this ritual will also  protect her from liberals, progressives, evolutionists, pro-choicers, or other evil persons, such as progressive Democrats and feminists. Palin has also been seen wearing a garlic necklace to ward off vampires and said she loaded her rifle with silver bullets in case she encounters a werewolf.